Thursday, March 8, 2012

AHHHHHHHHH

In exactly one month I turn 30. The big Three zero.
I'm starting to freak out.
Big time.

I'm noticing things like wrinkles in odd places. Do I frown a lot? I didn't think so until my wrinkles showed up. I also need to smile a lot less. The smile lines are less noticeable then the frown lines. But I figure the less I smile the longer the full blown wrinkles will hold off.

Boobs.... Between weight loss and gravity... I'm going to need some major work done in the future. A little lift here, a little implant there. You know, the normal.

Sigh. I'm to immature to be 30.
Lets start again at 25?

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